Comments on: Breastfeeding Limericks

By: maria

maria — Thu, 28 Nov 2013 07:00:00 +0000

Two babies had nursies to drink
But it wasn’t enough, which did stink
An SNS and some pills
Solved all of these ills
And the time passed by in a blink

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 14 Aug 2013 03:13:00 +0000

There once was a wee lad named Zack,
Nummys were his favorite snack,
He liked mommy’s breast best,
Liked the feel of others I guess,
When his tummy rumbled he just might attack.

By: Starfire

Starfire — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:48:00 +0000

There was a tiny baby called Max
Who at first just could not get a latch
Though we both cried and cried
Exclusive breastfeeding we tried
And now he’s still nursing and fat!

By: Sarah S.

Sarah S. — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 14:14:00 +0000

Doc said, “Your newb’s weight gain is slow.
Try formula, your supply must be low.”

But Mom’s breastmilk kept flowing,And boy, was he growing!

90th percentile at month four.

By: Katrickey

Katrickey — Wed, 09 May 2012 14:02:00 +0000

There once was a newbie mummy

Who’s boob was her babies dummy

She said “no one I knew

Did what I do

But my milk is just more yummy.”

By: Theprincessmommy

Theprincessmommy — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:21:00 +0000

Laura Griffin’s is my FAVORITE! Love it! And Donnelle Belanger-Taylor’s is just too much fun to repeat!

By: Theprincessmommy

Theprincessmommy — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 13:21:00 +0000

Laura Griffin’s is my FAVORITE! Love it! And Donnelle Belanger-Taylor’s is just too much fun to repeat!

By: TovaO

TovaO — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 00:13:00 +0000

One morning a new mom said, “Hey,

My breasts are much bigger today!

Despite the IV,

That’s colostrum I see,

So we’re going to nurse anyway!”