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Home  ▸  Fun  ▸  Humor & Wisdom  ▸  New Survivor Show

New Survivor Show

Have you heard about the next planned “Survivor” show?

6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

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Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

There is no access to fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.

The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches. They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off based on performance.

The winner gets to go back to his job!

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Updated on January 1, 2018Filed Under: Humor & Wisdom

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