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Home  ▸  Fun  ▸  Humor & Wisdom  ▸  Toddler Property Laws

Toddler Property Laws

1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.

8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

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10. If it’s broken, it’s yours!

Note: If no author is given, then the author is unknown. A lot of these writings have been circulating around via email for years. If you are the author of this piece, please e-mail me, and I will (according to your wishes) either give you written credit for your writing, or remove it from this website

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Updated on January 1, 2018Filed Under: Humor & Wisdom

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